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this is a joint blog brought to you by tori japanese-eyes and lindsay uptownquirrell, the latter of whom never posts on this blog, so it is unknown why she is considered a part of it.

• normal people: oh he's cute
• tumblr: he has good bone structure let's congratulate his parents

1 month ago with 58,218 notes — via doesnotdotodwellondreams, © travellingthestars

bitched:

knock knock anyone homo

1 month ago with 12,652 notes — via keito-rp

•  during a concert
• me: they're real
• me: they're REAL
• me: I'm gonna puke
• me: I love them
• me: I'm going to cry
• me: omg
• me: what
• me: they're real

1 month ago with 112,136 notes — via je-love, © joshfranchunky

frankenhookersrevenge:

siphersaysstuff:

orochimarusitchyballsack:

satanicallykawaii:

barafat:

THIS IS ON OUR HIGHWAY W T F

holy shit

did you at least pet it

STREET SHARKS ARE REAL

Coming soon to SyFy, Street Sharks: Jaws in Da Hood

1 month ago with 52,778 notes — via soundthewolves, © emppty

meatmodel:

my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am

1 month ago with 84,952 notes — via the--dead--are--living

foxnewsofficial:

why don’t birds ever shut up i bet they’re talking about me

1 month ago with 41,639 notes — via instagrampa, © foxnewsofficial

smythe-hummel:

“Yeah,” I say as I take a slow drag from my cigarette, “I’ve seen a few ship wars in my day. Been in a few myself, too.” I stare off into the distance, screams echo through my head, bloody battles, blogs left in shambles, fandoms torn apart. I know I’ll never be the same again.

1 month ago with 87,145 notes — via doesnotdotodwellondreams, © nolan-gerard-funk

i’m so confused like what the fuck is this submission? 

1 month ago

1 month ago with 8,997 notes — via uptownquirrell, © cuddio

rumputsantoso:

Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.

Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.

Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.

Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.

Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.

1 month ago with 81,533 notes — via luki79, © rumputsantoso

• Romney: When I'm president--
• Me: HAHAHA
• Obama: HAHAHAHA
• Friends: HAHAHA
• Tumblr: HAHAHAHAHAHA
• America: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• World: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• Universe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1 month ago with 33,015 notes — via the--dead--are--living, © anglosexualsunited

everwets:

I would seriously buy a plane ticket to where you live and sleep on your floor and stay up late on our separate laptops laughing and go see movies and eat dinner with your parents and everything, that is how much I love all of you

1 month ago with 59,063 notes — via dorkosaur, © lannister-gold

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

1 month ago with 11,261 notes — via blacktarzy, © orelpuppington

thank god for urbandictionary or I’d never know what anyone was talking about 

1 month ago with 38,845 notes — via doesnotdotodwellondreams, © hyperbolequeen

1 month ago with 14,600 notes — via doesnotdotodwellondreams, © eomys