knock knock anyone homo
THIS IS ON OUR HIGHWAY W T F
did you at least pet it
STREET SHARKS ARE REAL
Coming soon to SyFy, Street Sharks: Jaws in Da Hood
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
why don’t birds ever shut up i bet they’re talking about me
“Yeah,” I say as I take a slow drag from my cigarette, “I’ve seen a few ship wars in my day. Been in a few myself, too.” I stare off into the distance, screams echo through my head, bloody battles, blogs left in shambles, fandoms torn apart. I know I’ll never be the same again.
i’m so confused like what the fuck is this submission?
Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.
Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.
Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.
Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.
Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.
I would seriously buy a plane ticket to where you live and sleep on your floor and stay up late on our separate laptops laughing and go see movies and eat dinner with your parents and everything, that is how much I love all of you
isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che
i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived
thank god for urbandictionary or I’d never know what anyone was talking about